Behold, you may enjoy toasted fruitcake under an umbrella.  If this appeals to you it is suggested that you try it.

Rain is fabulous slicking the streets wet, let me tell you about the scene the sky is clean crisp like a freshly laundered tee shirt free of dirt.  The air is clean free of smoke don't need a toke.  Here you go bloke you joke.  I slip in tight my work time to go.  Save my pennies living on burritos and air.  The sky cracks open and reminds me there's a difference between what I want and what I need.  Dictators drag on while you hide your freedom in a cedar box filled with the power of minimalism.  You need less stuff not no stuff.  You read your apocrypha in the rain inside your mind and combine them with your own ideas combined with information you gathered from people, places, books, videos, websites and you return to your place of power that remains well hidden.  You learned from your own mistakes and the mistakes of others.  You still have choices.  The wind blows and a truck swerves in the street as you walk to your abode hiding in a grey mist blending with your hoodie.  Nobody needs to know but you.  You work your magic but hide your inner light from the misguided, the misinformed and only help them enough because if you show them too much of your light they will try to trap you with their ignorance.  

Baboons running through the turnip patch.

They're running swiftly they're hard to catch.

Rain pounding on a lid of a garbage can

The baboons are running as fast as they can.

Roosters riding on the backs of baboons

Children weeping while watching cartoons.

A dainty lady eating a dish of prunes

All this happening in the afternoon.


Turn up the radio nice and loud.

Throwing confetti on an angry crowd

They are angry because you turned your radio up too high

Someone’s mother is baking an apple pie.


Someone’s son is eating apple pie

Someone’s uncle is eating jam on rye

Someone’s getting fat we know why

“Most of the nation”, you sigh.

Hello, I saw you.  You greeted me and I greeted you, but you were too busy to let me tell you that a butterfly landed in the center of your forehead.  What were you going to do?  Walk around with a butterfly on the center of your forehead?  If you were going home, I hope it flew off.  If I wanted to tell you about the butterfly in the center of your forehead you might say "See you later", but there wasn't enough time tell you. Would you have believed me?  That's the catch.  You would think I was joking. 






In 1937 I repeatedly sent myself envelopes in the mail so I could receive more mail.  I was always delighted to send mail to myself.  I also enjoyed sending myself parcels in the mail. Ofttimes I enjoyed sending myself a box with nothing in it because that was exactly what I needed.  I did not need too many possessions.  Many people were into collecting but not me.  

She rode on the back of an eagle along the coast and waves crashed on the beach.  The sky was orange and the clouds shifted rapidly while the rain pounded down on the sand.

Beautiful hens are lovely.  Lovely hens are excellent for practice.  You may choose to focus on mystical purple hens with fluorescent green party hats.  Many people are afraid to wear fluorescent party hats in public.  This fear may be appropriate for many people but you can think about lovely hens freely without attracting undue attention.  The lack of singing purple hens in my hometown is deeply disturbing.  I was raised with purple hens in the yard.  In fact, I was raised among them. As a child I enjoyed mumbling among the purple hens.  Thanks to my childhood, I still love the color purple to this day.  I enjoy driving my purple station wagon and wearing my purple suit with a purple tie.  I also wear  a purple hat and purple shoes.  When I am dressed casually, I enjoy wearing a purple tee shirt, purple pants and purple sneakers.  I even have a purple multi-tool and a purple pocket knife.  My condominium is painted purple and in front we have purple flowers.  I have a collection of purple books on a variety of subjects.  My kitchen has  a purple theme and every room in the house has shades and tints of purple.  Some darker purple and the walls inside my condo are a very pale purple, white with a tint of purple.  I enjoy eating a lot of purple food.  I like to dye white rice with a non toxic purple food coloring.  Red onions look partly purple so I enjoy those and purple hard boiled eggs.  I occasionally, enjoy purple ice cream with purple grape soda floats.  Is my love of purple preposterous?

Crackling thunder was  heard with booming explosions and the earth quaked.  The sound of augmented ninth chords on a piano were heard along with the sound of electric bass both in a minor key.  A dog named Harold ran on the side walk in the rain with long coat drenched wet. Harold enjoyed the rain but preferred to listen to news broadcasts on the the radio.

I was slangin' my cheese in the breeze and eating my prunes in the noon while watching cartoons.  Then it started raining and senior citizens started laughing.  After that...High School seniors started laughing.  The wind became angry and pink icing fell on the trees.  Everyone felt the freedom of cup cakes and previous grilled cheese sandwiches served with oranges.  It was remarkable.  People were happy for hours with rain and its showers.  Someone's pet dog began to cower but the pack leader human took him home for a groomin'. 

The dog got a buzz cut he felt better not in a rut.

I was delighted by your golden French hens dancing with the wren and the roosters playing ping pong.  It was a delightful display of gibberish.  Yes, gibberish is one of my most favorite things in the universe.  I like it even better than  folding tee shirts.  I have always preferred tee shirts to L shirts.  I'm not sure why.  There must be a reason.  My golden hens were smiling lightly while living in the land of Gringrauli but this never worried me because they had wisdom in the their pocket, though others demanded silence.  It came to pass that the hens were very intelligent and had a love for geometry.  They enjoyed memorizing geometry formulas and drawing polygons in the gravel. It began to rain with a light breeze.  

Your hens are adorable and they enjoy swaying in  my pocket.  This is a wonderful thing.  I adore your little bearded hens, they are real sweethearts not artificial sweethearts.  They are actually the sweetest hens I have ever met in the universe.  

I saw a stethoscope walking down the sidewalk.  It seemed unhappy.  I said "Excuse me, what is the matter?"  It said "Newer stethoscopes have been designed and I was forced to retire". I said "Not all is lost. Do you have a pension?".  The stethoscope answered in the affirmative and felt happier because she had an adequate pension and could enjoy her retirement.

I was undisturbed by a glorious hen strutting in someone's front yard.  Someone had just eaten dinner consisting of macaroni and cheese, fried egg plant slices, hot flour tortillas with butter, steamed corn and chocolate ice cream.  The beverage was chilled water with lime juice.  It must have been a heavenly experience for someone.  Someone had a large poster of tulips in the rain in their living room.  Someone was reading a novel and fell asleep in a cushioned very comfortable chair.  Someone was dreaming that they were sliding down the hypotenuse of an extremely large triangle.  It seemed to take a long time to reach the bottom of the triangle.  At the bottom of the triangle someone felt that they were on a piece of cardboard sliding down a grassy hill.  A friendly stethoscope waved at someone as someone was sliding down the hill.  Someone found themselves sitting on the grass talking to a person sitting on the seat of a picnic table.  The grass was spotty, some parts green and some parts dry.  It was vivid and they were discussing the history of Lithuania which someone knew very little about in real life.  Three hundred fifty thousand hens walked by.  The person that someone was talking to turned into an angry dragon with fierce green eyes that appeared to be angry.  Someone felt terrified but thought that their only choice was to fight the dragon.  Someone normally carried a small pocket knife in their pocket and they thought that they had to perform the impossible and win a fight with the dragon.  There was an earthquake  along with thunder, lightening and rain.  Someone reached into their pocket for their small folding knife and instead found the dullest butter knife they had ever seen in their entire life.  With a threatening glare the huge dragon looked down at someone who  was scared, frustrated but determined to survive against all odds...with a butter knife.  Out of the sky flew a giant worm like creature.  It walked on two nubs like a human being.  The giant worm walked up to the the dragon and said "You can't beat this pudding, partner.  This hear person ate chocolate pudding a while ago; thus giving them the power of self confidence combined with a butter knife!  Not only that, I'm hungry!"  The worm like creature did not appear to have eyes and devoured the dragon making greedy hungry noises.  The worm like creature was very excited.  It was not certain that the creature was actually a real worm.  It may have been some other species.  Someone's butter knife turned into a kite and they blew away holding onto something like an airline cable rather than a string.  There was a loop for someone to hold on to.  The person is named "Someone".  Someone is holding onto the loop on the cable of the giant kite.  Someone flew away into a strange dimension where they experienced falling in love with fifty trillion women in rapid succession  but each time felt like a life time.  Then someone was alone with a lovely girl in a park somewhere and they were alone together.  They wanted it to last forever.  They both shared the desire for apple pie which they did indulge in  a Victorian house in the dining room.  It was homemade and she made it.  Their hearts glowed with joy.  Then someone woke up with a butter knife from their dining room table.  Someone thought the dream was too vivid.  Someone missed the girl more than the apple pie.  It was all too real except for the dragon and the worm like creature.  The kite was a fancy.  Someone resolved to live their life to the best of their ability.  

Some workers were working in the street.  A manhole was open  and a turquoise cloud blew out of the man hole flew to the westward direction upward into the sky.  A purple drone flew over everyone and your clothes were torn and faded.  While a middle-aged woman was stir frying vegetables in an iron skillet.  She already cooked some white rice which she was letting it steam a little extra with lid on with the burner off.  She added a little soy sauce to the vegetables.  Then she put some of the rice in a bowl and scooped some of the vegetables on top of the rice. She preceded to enjoy her meal.  She also drank some cold water and it felt good.  The rain pounding on the roof of her home.  Down the street a garage band was practicing during the day time.  The band consisted of a drummer, a bass player and a guitarist.  Sometimes the drummer sang and all of them sang individually and sometimes together.  They sounded very good.  They didn't care about becoming famous and they had jobs but they loved to play in their band.  They made a recording and sold their compact discs but they didn't care about being famous.  They just were doing what they loved to do.  They had a deep  low sound and they liked to use power chords but not exclusively.  Sometime they played quietly and sometimes loud.  If the neighbors complained they practiced quietly but they avoided playing late at night or early in the morning.  They knew someone with a sound proof room and they loved practicing in it so that they could go all out.  They all had ear plugs because sometimes they would practice very loudly.  They could feel the music.  

The sky became angry at the earth and sent down a powerful thunderbolt  to punish the earth.  The earth asked "What did I do wrong?  I can only do what is natural due to natural laws."  The sky responded "You are right.  Actually, despite being conscious I had the delusion that I was performing an action.  I too am controlled by natural forces.  Henceforth, I have lost my anger.  It is an illusion that we are separate.  We are one."  The earth and the sky embraced each other in harmony.  Then a man and a woman embraced each other.

I was indulging in a delightful bowl of fruit soup and it was outstanding while I was sitting.  It was fabulous.  I enjoyed the entire bowl of soup.  Then it began to rain on the roof.  There seems to be a rain theme.  Maybe I'm lucky because I enjoy the rain.  Some places need more rain.  There was a multitude of cats running through the streets like cattle and they were doing  a combination of moo and meow sounds.  It was fabulous.  I have no idea where they came from.  They were running in the rain.  In a few minute they were gone.  Then I saw a cat drive by in a small car suited for him.  He acted as if he was busy and had someplace to go.  My radio was playing and I was memorizing a geometry problem.  I took a break and looked outside and the rain began to rain backwards.  The street became dry.  I hoped it would rain and get wet again,

My brain was infiltrated by penguins with newspapers in American English.    My mind was enveloped with the joy of reading papers for hours on end.  I was happy to know that the penguins were learning a little about the world but the newspapers were not enough, though they would need to be eventually be recycled. The newspapers not the penguins.

"I am here", said the purple bandicoot.  "Our journey is now in session".  The purple elephants traveled onward under giant microscopes the largest ever seen by any human being on earth.

I was riding in my car and the wheels were spinning but my mind was on a burrito.  It was a beautiful day but I was thinking about a burrito.  I was focused on my burrito so hard that the wheels on my car turned into burrito slices.  This continued until I satisfied my craving.  Then they became regular wheels again.  I drove home and it started to rain sweet and sour tangy candy, which of course I caught in some empty grocery bags.  I enjoyed larges amounts of the candy for dessert which I washed down with cold water in my pad.  Oh man, I didn't need to eat for five hours.  I had energy so I played my guitar for five hours and I walked on the ceiling while the rain pounded on the roof.  I mean rain water rain.  It watered all the plants in the city so much so that the flowers  bloomed in all their glory.  

Excessive Artichokes

Bald bald bald are the people who eat excessive artichokes.  Artichokes are fine in moderation, but excessive artichoke-eating may cause peoples' earlobes to grow longer and their hair to fall out.  Excessively long earlobes may get in the way while you are walking, running, riding a bicycle and they could catch in a door jam.

Also, caused by excessive artichoke eating, the earlobes may take on the behavior of cats' tails acting independently of each other and in some cases the lobes may wag like dogs' tails while the person who owns them is highly unaware of their behavior.

One young woman caught one of her earlobes stealing food off of a neighboring table while she was in a restaurant.  The other customers complained about her left earlobe.  The restaurant manager requested her to tie her ear earlobes in a bow. The woman was innocent.  It was the independent behavior of the earlobe that was the problem.  She had no control over her earlobes also she could no longer eat artichokes because she was a severe case.

Are the heart and mind combined?  Can there be a mind without a brain?  Why do people feel things in their hearts if emotions come from the brain?  Is everything connected? 

There once were animals taller than three story houses that looked like giant penguins  and screamed like  goats but with deeper voices because they were giants.  They frighted humans, canines, felines and many other kinds of animals.  These giant animals ate everything that moved.  They would try to eat buses and airplanes but often ended up with indigestion.  

The frightened humans discovered a door to a different dimension.  It was hidden behind  honeysuckle vines in the corner of a yard.  Many did know about this hidden door, but those who did went in.  Some went in with bravery, while others went in with trepidation.  Different people went to different dimensions.  There was a boy and a girl who went in through the honeysuckle covered door and went inside.  They found a place where it was slowly raining jelly beans in some places.  It was a very clean place.  There were stands where they could receive free chocolate ice cream.  Also, there were fruit trees that looked like large satsuma orange trees.  The fruit tasted even more delightful than where they came from.  

A few people who went through the honeysuckle covered door discovered a strange place where there were seven moons in the sky.  How could a world exist without  a bright star like the sun to help plants to grow?  It was in another dimension.  It was later discovered that the days were longer in this place.  After what seemed like a very long time, there was light from bright stars.  That world had two suns.  The days and night were longer than on earth.  

Pink clouds were dancing with orange clouds and dragons flew through the clouds.  Down below on the planet was the wreckage of what looked liked crashed dilapidated ice cream trucks.  What were they. What looked like a man and a woman skipping across the land and throwing small sauce shaped objects.  Why were there humans there.  There did not appear to very many of them.  There appeared to be scattered fruit trees and others with what appeared to be some form of nuts.  The wind was blowing.  The man and the woman's hair was blowing in the wind.  They appeared to be wearing uniforms of a very simple sort.  Where were the uniforms from?  Where were they made?  A large machine shape like a giant insect with eleven legs on each side of it walked across the land.  It carefully avoided stepping on trees.

I was excited by the erotic power of prunes by the pound descending from the sky!

Red and orange paint splattered on the wall.  Giant purple worms bursting through the soil in the rain.  Giant birds swooping down and devouring them.  Fish riding bicycles in the rain while art metal music plays in the sky with sun shining through the rain clouds. 

Remembering empty boxes pared down to just one while wearing torn jeans and a faded tee shirt in a freshly vacuumed garage while the sky is overcast and grey.  Engrossed in an old book outdated but interesting feeling sheer joy and pleasure while reading every page of the book. I want to read it again.  What does it mean?  I want to know. I understand it partly.  How does it relate to my life?  How much truth is in there?

Please relinquish my tacos they long to be free and not only on Tuesdays.  They long to wander through wonderful places and not only on Tuesdays.  Yes, if it is at all

possible this would be marvelous.

A cat walked into a shopping mall and said "I am a gorgeous glamour puss."  A thirty seven year old woman responded with "Come and eat my dandelions  they will enlighten you on your flight to the planet Banderyangshingwacherinskichaobergkenikenwackerbockendangwackerlelloperenschenwakkeromanbopdahwangdakker, you of course understand".

Trillions of gummy worms chasing being chased by a medium small dog while a cat of mixed ancestry swats at the gummy worms with his paws and an a attractive girl eats shredded cucumbers with oil and vinegar dressing with a little sugar added.  She is a sweet girl who loves hens and artificial plastic flowers.  She works in a department store and lives with her sister and her female cousin. They share a small house and they go out to eat on Wednesdays when they all have the same days off which sometimes happens.  They also like to eat gummy worms once a week while watching movies at home.  Their favorite is to eat pizza, sandwiches and gummy worms while watching movies at home but not everyday, otherwise they would not be able to look forward to it.  

It was a wonderful day.  I was driving my Chevy on the way to the place where I was going to buy my burrito.  Meanwhile, I saw a real Impala walking on the sidewalk. What was he doing in my town?  He was not in his natural habitat, but I was in my own natural unnatural habitat.  However, I was being chased down the street by giant burritos but I am not sure why. I had the urge to escape but fortunately they weren't very fast runners.  They were loudly screaming like goats and sheep and I heard what sounded like drums and the sound of different bands and musicians playing over each other also people saying different things all at the same time.  Strangely, the burritos discontinued chasing me while I was driving my car at a specific street corner.  Fortunately, for me I was able to get to my favorite burrito place and enjoy eating it undisturbed. Later, out of curiosity I drove to the street corner where they had stopped chasing me and they had disappeared.  However, the cacophonous noise was still there but I had inner peace so it didn't disturb me.  I felt good because I was satisfied because I got what I wanted, my burrito.  I satisfied my craving.

A tale was told about blithering hens wearing wool coats and dancing in the wind.  They were overtaken in the rain.  The cities were never the same.  Ouch, I have an earache.  This is a wonderful scene driven by pilgrim descendants who play the violin.

Meanwhile, kittens were flying out of the rain clouds wearing combination rain poncho/capes.  It was very windy.  They were like little paratroopers.  Mother cats in military uniforms swooped in on the ground and carried them to safety into little cat buildings.  That is buildings built specifically for cats and build by cats.  These were highly advanced cats with highly developed computers.  They also had highly developed vehicles and highly developed mathematics.  As you can see they were highly developed cats and they had cat universities.  The cats also were autodidactic.  In other words, the cats had self study in almost any subject.  The cats studied arts and sciences.  They studied and learned about a wide variety of subjects.  Of course. many cats had specialties and also some cats were generalists.  This strengthened them as a group because they understood team work and they worked together combining their various skills and knowledge.  This created a synergistic effect and made them more powerful.

My soul was infiltrated by rhythmic vibrations of the universe.  I was at one with the infiltrator.  

Barlunga, you are still a young girl.  It is never too early to begin your journey.  That is your path through life.  This does not mean an expensive voyage, but beginning to a apply wisdom to your life while you are still young.

Have you forgotten the thunder and the rain?  You must not forget the thunder and the rain or its source.  The plants, people and animals will perish without water, so remember the importance of water.  Thus, you must conserve water but use it wisely to water the crops but only as needed.  Allow the sky to deliver its water.  In times of drought remember to conserve water but water food plants and trees so they will survive the drought to the best of your ability for there may come a time when there is not enough water.  

Part of your learning is to remain healthy avoid the abuse of substances and keep your mind unclouded and your lungs as clear as possible.  The pollutants in the air are not a reason to inhale smoke in any form.  

As soon as you are able you would do well to seek gainful employment, even when you are still in school.  Always  apply the basics in your life and understand unit pricing.  You would do well to apply the compounding interest formula to your life and start investing your money as early as possible. Beware of fraudsters and only invest your money with a large well known investment firm.  Do not be too conservative in your investing or too aggressive.  Avoid fads and dress simply and keep your jewelry to a minimum.  Do not show off wealth and blend in with the people but avoid following the crowd blindly.  Seeking the acceptance of the crowd at any cost is to be avoided but at the same time avoid standing out unnecessarily.

There are many people with greater education who fail to invest there money wisely despite their degrees.  Even small to moderate amounts of money invested monthly can grow immensely if invested consistently over many years. Start early and you will receive your rewards and remember to be thrifty.

You would be wise to learn  the differences between your wants and your needs.  As well, you would do well to learn to want what you need and know the difference.  Too many have failed to learn this lesson.  Do not be one of them. 

Joy is to be had by simplicity but not too simple.  It is wise to learn the arts and sciences, keeping in mind one cannot be a master of everything.

I was seen by myself photographing giant acorns in a park.  Other people were oblivious to me and my camera.  They did not see me but I saw myself with my old 35 millimeter camera.  This and my multi-tool was all I was carrying along with a little extra film.  The sky above me was yawning while tree in the park were swaying in the wind.  A giant pair of eyes formed in the clouds above but they were only noticed by me and myself.  I saw the the eyes in the sky at the same time I saw myself from above with my camera and I took pictures of the eyes in the clouds.  I later successfully developed the film and saw the eyes in the sky.  When I showed the pictures to other people all they said they saw were rain clouds.  Why did I see the eyes in the sky?  It rained that day and I left the park.  I had stashed my camera in my backpack with my multi-tool and my water bottle.  I had felt thirsty despite it not being a warm day.  I walked from the park in the rain but I could hear the rain and the wind blowing through the trees.  Oddly, the people sat and stood in the park as if the rain was not there.  What was going on?  Why was I aware of the rain and they weren't.  I thought about my favorite multi-tool in  my backpack.  I walked passed a drugstore on the way back to my abode in a nearby neighborhood.  It was wonderful to me.  I appreciated my neighborhood while others grew bored and thought they needed new homes but I was content with my own.  It was still raining and the sidewalk was wet while rain water flowed in the gutter.  A fish flew by my face about three yards away but it was not a flying fish because it had no wings.  I had no idea where the fish came from. This flying fish that was not the same species as a flying fish.  I saw things other things that other people did not see, like eyes in the clouds.  I took one last look and the clouds were above me and the cloud eyes closed.  Then they blended into the other clouds and disappeared. I walked across my front yard into my house.  I was not frightened  of what I saw.  I was accustomed to seeing things that no one else noticed.  I had learned long ago that I was better off not telling people about the things I saw that were out of the ordinary for most people.  I was  not insane but for some reason I saw things like the fish flying by and the eyes in the sky.

Everything was slowed down.  The cars were moving slowly with drivers and passengers.  The rain fell from the sky slowly.  People on bicycles moved slowly.  Time moved slowly.  The clouds in the sky drifted slowly.  Children in school performed their math slowly.  A young couple in love embraced slowly while the rain fell on them slowly.  People ate their meals slowly.  There was a peaceful atmosphere.  There was no war but some people practiced martial arts and martial sports slowly.  Some people practiced judo in slow motion but they felt light like  clouds.  When they were thrown they would fall slowly to the mat landing lightly.  When people went to their abodes to fall asleep they walked slowly.  Time was stretched out things lasted longer and their was great joy but not boredom.  It continued this way for a long time.

Exploding rain clouds poured water down on the earth.  While our simple maiden down below on the earth lived simply.  Too simply for some people but she did not need the things that others needed there were stores a few miles away. She had only one radio, a tiny wood box with the electronic components inside.  She had only one plate and one bowl.  She had one combination fork spoon with tines only on one end  and one pocket knife she used for cooking and daily tasks.  She had only one multi-tool.  She had three pairs of each kind of clothing but only one rain poncho.  She had only one mutual fund with both stocks and bonds. She had three Towels and three  wash cloths.

  She lived in one house and she had one car.  She had one laptop computer to use for shopping and entertainment.  She had one sofa and four tables with a dining room table.  She had a few close friends  and her parents.  She had only one book, her favorite math book.  The rest of her reading was downloaded on her computer.  She had one first aid kit for emergencies which she carried everywhere she went.  She took training in first aid every year.  Luckily, she never had to use her skills.

Her friends understood her and had grown accustomed to her ways and did not try to get her to buy more things.  She was happier with less things.  She had seen her parent have to eliminate clutter.  She learned from their mistakes.  Her simplicity should not be confused with lack of intelligence.  Her home was easier to keep clean and always looked neat.  She had enough food stashed away for an emergency but very neatly and she used her stock first in first out.  She kept the dates on her products even on her laptop computer she knew when she bought it and when she received it from shipping.  Smaller things like her pocket knife she kept the information in the box it came in.  She had a neat clothes line in her back yard.  She lived on spacious land and her neighbors lived almost a mile away.  She knew the sheriff and many of the towns people.  She was unmarried  but had a good male friend she liked to go to town with.  She had female friends and a few other male friends and they would get together and have pizza or  wander through the town.  Sometimes  she would go to the town library and read about anything she was curious about.  At home she had a pull-up bar.  She like to do  simple kind of medium grip pull-ups and she liked to do narrow grip push-ups.  She had a bicycle she rode around her property .

The garage band went to their homes and one stayed in his home and they eventually fell asleep.  A  light breeze was blowing.  Then it began to rain lightly.  The whole town was quiet.  People stayed home.  Clouds above caused drizzle.